This is the best thing on the internet today.
“This pepper tastes like babies.”
“To me, the chicken inside is a fluffy marshmallow.”
Quinn being subtle
→ Tyra Collette
"Two years ago, I was afraid of wanting anything. I figured wanting would lead to trying and trying would lead to failure. But now I find I can’t stop wanting. I want to fly somewhere on first class. I want to travel to Europe on a business trip. I want to get invited to the White House. I want to learn about the world. I want to surprise myself. I want to be important. I want to be the best person I can be. I want to define myself instead of having others define me. I want to win and have people be happy for me. I want to lose and get over it. I want to not be afraid of the unknown. I want to grow up and be generous and big-hearted, the way people have been with me. I want an interesting and surprising life. It’s not that I think I’m going to get all these things.I just want the possibility of getting them."
pezberry + text posts part 2
Modica Way, Central Square, Cambridge, MA. April 14, 2014.
Detroit-area porch shooter convicted of 2nd-degree murder
The Detroit News: The suburban Detroit homeowner who fatally shot Renisha McBride on his front porch last November was convicted of second-degree murder.
Theodore Wafer testified that he feared for his life after hearing banging on his doors. Prosecutors say McBride, 19, had crashed her car and was looking for help.
Follow updates on Breaking News.
Photo: Theodore Wafer (Clarence Tabb Jr. / The Detroit News)
"The suburban Detroit homeowner". Miraculously there is actually a small bit of justice for this young woman and they still need to try to paint the dude all Leave it to Beaver.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - First and Last lines
- requested by Anon
"but which one of your favorite characters is your absolute favorite?”
Favorite thing about your hometown? (x)
OMG HAHA WHY DOES HEATHER HAVE TO BE BESIDE HIM.
An accurate shirt is accurate.
This is my favorite because 10 seconds later she wakes up with a shovel next to her friend’s empty grave.